Thursday, October 22, 2009

Thrusday Thirteen - Halloween funnies



TOP 13 HALLOWEEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT AREN'T

Corny but cute!

13. I could go all night!
12. Who's under that sheet?
11. Trick or Treat, Smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag.... OH!-You're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

8 comments:

  1. The ole Thursday thirteen ~ I like #1 the best.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hehe...yep the ole TT. #1 is good and so is #7, I'll never be able to bob for apples again without giggling. ;)

    ReplyDelete
  3. LOL Loved it!!! :P I'll never look at Halloween the same way again...*giggle* Thank god for dirty humour!!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. This is great! I love this kind of thing.

    My TT is a http://joliecainauthor.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hi s7anna,
    hehe..I agree, there is something about dirty humour. It gets ya right there! ;)

    ReplyDelete
  6. Hey Jolie,
    I do too! There's something about list that just suck me in. :)

    ReplyDelete
  7. Love it! LOL Agree with #1 and #7!

    ReplyDelete
  8. LOL - hey Lynda, I know those two make me chuckle everytime I read them!! :)

    ReplyDelete