Now I have to say that deep down I'm just a silly kid who loves funny lists and corny jokes, yeah kinda sad huh, but there ya have it, Serena in a nutshell...LOL. So, when I saw this list I knew it would be perfect for this tour.
Have fun!!
THE TOP 12 REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
12. If you don't like the look of what you unwrap, you don't have to eat it.
11. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
LOL...Next door? Not if that guy was handing out candy! Whew...
Your next stop on this blog hop path is Mari Carr - http://www.maricarr.com Have fun! If you need a reminder of our trail take a look below. :)
Have a Happy and Safe Halloween!
The Trick or Treat Trail...
Gem Sivad - http://gemsivad.wordpress.com/blog/
Trina M Lee- http://www.trinamlee.com/
Emily/Elise - http://www.scorchedsheets.com/blog
Juniper Bell - http://www.authorjuniperbell.blogspot.com
Morgan Q O'Reilly - http://themorgandiaries.blogspot.com
Christa Paige - http://www.christapaige.com/blog/
Celia Kyle - http://www.celiakyle.com/blog/
Olivia Brynn - http://oliviabrynn.com/blog-2/
Stephanie Adkins - http://stephanieadkins.wordpress.com/blog/
Paige Tyler - http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/
Sara Brookes - http://www.sarabrookes.net/
Jolie Cain - http://joliecainauthor.blogspot.com/
Jessica - http://culinarycarnivale.blogspot.com/
Jeanne St James- http://www.jeannestjames.blogspot.com/
Alanna Coca- http://alannacoca.com/blog/
Serena Shay - http://serenashay.blogspot.com/
Mari Carr - http://www.maricarr.com
P.G. Forte- http://www.rhymeswithforeplay.blogspot.com
Cat Kane - http://catkane.blogspot.com/
Ella Drake - http://elladrake.blogspot.com
Tielle St. Clare - http://tiellestclare.blogspot.com/
Tina Holland - http://tinaholland.wordpress.com/
Loved your post...so freakin' true!!! Let's not forget the delicious man candy that you so kindly granted us to look at...*sigh* he's bootiful :P
ReplyDeleteYeah! I would go if that lived next door. GEE
ReplyDeleteLMAO! That was just great! I need a batman mask!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
LOL! There are some definite advantages eating candy instead of having sex, however, I don't think any of us would willingly trade any of those hunks for candy. Right?
ReplyDeletes7anna - Thanks! And yes, he is bootiful! Love that word...hehe
ReplyDeleteGeewiz - Yep, I wonder how long after Halloween I could get away with trick or treating at his house! Whew...
SusiSunshine - hehe a batman mask would be fun, just think of how surprised our partners would be...I'm here, honey, want a little bat action!! LOL
Nina - candy in one hand, hot sexy guys wanting sex in the other...yeah, no contest there! Wait, maybe the sexy's will bring some candy with them!! hehehe
Oh, this tour is killing me! Giggling at my desk is really getting me strange looks! lol!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love the list and am particularly familiar with number five. You know, the whole stomach hurting one? Life. I love it. Here's a thought, can't I just be some freaky woman who pulls that guy in if he's trick or treating? Is that illegal?
ReplyDeleteYummy treats. I like the last one especially. I'll take two, please.
ReplyDeleteIf the second guy lived next door to me I'd never get anything done because I'd be watching his place all the time for a look at him. Oops I think that might be considered stalking.
ReplyDeleteNoelle - hehe, I remember those days! I alway did have a hard time answering the "what's so funny over there?" question that came flying over the walls of my cube!
ReplyDeleteDawn - What?? It's considered freaky to pull the sexy guys in for my own Halloween fun? Dang! Change of plans... ;)
Elise - Oh I'm with you my dear, double that please, double the fun...can you imagine him as a twin? Whew!!
Sherry - Oh he is stalk worthy all right, just think of yard work day...no shirt and shorts. Aaahh
You know, I have a Batman mask... and a cape to go with it. lol
ReplyDeletelol! great post!
ReplyDeleteYour list is a hoot! Just my kind of thinking. And I know the guy in chains is just waiting for me. Nnnnnniiiiiiccccceeeee!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love the list but I'd rather have the hot guy...
ReplyDeleteYes, he can give me candy any day of the week. And, ah, you know I'm interviewing ranch hands.
ReplyDeleteHe might fit right in the bunk house. How about it? Want to send him over for some STUD POKER!!
gem sivad
Oh no, Serena. DO NOT change your plans... My definition of freaky is not entirely a bad thing, it is a very good thing. Trust me. Maybe I worded the previous blog wrong, but I didn't think anyone would appreciate the amount of bleeps that would have to be inserted. you know, the stuff i'd do to him? ;)
ReplyDeleteYour post is 100% correct!
ReplyDeleteThanks,
Fallon
Oh, I loved your post!! Why can't I have next door neighbor's like those!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!!!
I love "the uglier you looke, the easier it is to get some." If only that held true in all aspects of life. My skirt would be flipped up over my head 24/7.
ReplyDeleteLove the pictures. Angelina is, of course gorgeous, but those men...mercy me, I am having hot flashes! Loved your list.
ReplyDeletePaula - You're all set it sounds like for a most memorable Halloween!! Have fun! ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks Jolie!
PattyR - Great minds! Yes, Mr. Chains is all ready for some fun! I hear he likes a firm hand...
DebbieD - Oh I hear that, the guys are delish!
Gem - Heck yeah he can come over for some Stud poker, but only if I get to come too...;) I've seen the cowboys in your bunk house and I wanna play!!
Dawn - Oh thank goodness!!! Cause I was feeling a lot freaky todsy! woot!!
Fallon - Thank you my dear!
Judy - No kidding!! I know I'd bring over a welcome to the neighborhood treat, a can of whip cream and a paddle! Now that could be fun. ;)
Boone - How awesome would that be, right! I mean guys like this, a flipped up skirt and all the time in the world... Oh my!
Patsy - Thanks, the pictures were soo much fun to find I could spend hours looking at all the fine men and women out there! and yes indeed, Angelina is incredible! :)
ReplyDeleteLove your list. Favorite was #1.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm - I let these reasons go - but only for today.
ReplyDeleteThe eye candy won't settle down on your hips ...
Chocolate always makes things better. Chocolate sauce however has lots of uses.
ReplyDeleteI love the eye candy attached to your very funny list which has a lot of truth in it.
ReplyDeleteCathyM - I agree, number 1 is a very good one! ;)
ReplyDeleteUteH - Not unless you ask him very sweetly, then who knows what he might do around the old hip area...hehehe
lindseye - Oh yeah, chocolate sauce and the right eye candy makes Serena a very happy camper!
LottieP - Thanks! Doesn't it though. ;)
What? A pic of Angelina Jolie, but not one of Brad???
ReplyDelete*pouts*
Woweeeeeeee...I wish he was handing out something at my house!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!!
Oh look...he's already chained up and waiting. *g*
ReplyDeleteGreat post and I loved the first picture!!
ReplyDeleteKrysia - sorry, no Brad this time, just sexy Angelina. Maybe Brad will make an apperence next time. ;)
ReplyDeleteKim S - If I could find his house, I'd hit it over and over again!! hehe
Sara - Why yes he is, just think of all the fun!!
Lily - Thanks!
Oh, I would so NOT be closing the door on him!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
~bella
So funny, and true! And such nice eye candy!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I think I'm enjoying these eye-candy treats! And they're calorie free ;) Thanks!
ReplyDelete--Fedora
I love your post. It was funny and entertaining. Yes, I wouldnt mind getting some treat from that hottie.
ReplyDeleteBella - Nope, I'd open anything he wanted!! LOL Happy Halloween to you as well!
ReplyDeleteAmy M - Thanks! The eye candy made me very happy, indeed!
Fedora - Calorie free is right! Heck I bet they are considered a good workout!!
Sue - Thanks! Yep, he could fill my bag any day! ;)
Serena, luved the Halloween chuckles... yep, that last man... well, I wish he was handing out candy next door.
ReplyDeleteI like the reasons. Loved the post. and the pics too.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! Love the candy!
ReplyDeleteLol! Happy Halloween
ReplyDeleteThe 9 month stomach ache made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteLovely eyecandy and a fun list to enjoy!
Christa
there isn't any thing next door.
ReplyDeletebut this eye candy is great
the candy here don't make you fat
ReplyDeletehorseunicornkey@aol.com
I wish I had neighbors like that ...I'd go knocking for sugar all the time :D
ReplyDeleteCan I take him next door? I'm pretty sure we would get more candy that way.
ReplyDeleteSavanna - With him next door that would make for a very Happy Halloween!! ;) Say, could he pass for a certain Hellhound?? ;)
ReplyDeleteDebby - Thanks for stopping by!
Jewelstir - Thanks! Have a lovely Halloween!
Amy S - and a happy halloween to you as well!
Christa - hehe, the stomachache was totally cute too...I even found some pics to go with it, but opted for the yummy's you see instead. :)
Pat - Great candy and no fat, who could ask for more!!
jayzee - me too, j, meeee tooo!!
sweet - feel free, but try not to wear him out to much, I have plans for that candy!! ;)
I love that list! lol
ReplyDeleteWith neighbors like that who needs candy? Happy Halloween!!!
ReplyDeleteSerena... lol, no, not quite... Zol and Zin are more streamlined in appearance.
ReplyDeletetoo funny and id go nxt door if the guy was hot enough. Happy Halloween
ReplyDeleteBeverly G
mortalsinn@yahoo.com
Lol, loved the post.
ReplyDeleteI'll love candy forever.
Carol L.
Lucky47502aol.com
Loved it
ReplyDeleteopal
opalcampbell@att.net